Friday, April 13, 2012

A Hot Dog Wrapped In Bacon Inside A Bun

I trip out on the fact that we all love impersonations. We love watching people act like other people. If someone can make their voice sound like the voice of another person we can't help but laugh. Weird idea to me.

When guys fart other guys always laugh. Interesting.

We fight and argue and dispute all different types of things in this country. Yet a box that contains three different colored lights sitting at an intersection can dictate whether we can proceed or stop and we all, for the most part, agree to its terms. Bizarre concept.

A sports event happening someplace other than my location can be taking place and I can flick on a box in my front room and view it live. Fascinating.

I can walk into a room in my house, sit on a type of strange chair, excrete my bodily waste, push a button and it travels through some highway type structure of pipes to some location far from me and is disposed of by people that making a living performing such duties. Extraordinary.

To appear more professional we take a piece of material, tie it in a knot, and wear it around our neck. Odd.

I'm a type of ape and I let a completely different type of animal, a dog, sleep in my bed. Intriguing.

A bunch of people gather together to watch something and when they like or agree with what they see everyone takes their hands and claps them together. Very strange idea.

I can travel anywhere in the world and if I shake my head up and down or back and forth from side to side the other person will understand what I'm trying to convey. Universally interesting.

I can pick up a small little device, push some buttons, talk into the machine, have my voice changed into a bunch of zeroes and ones, have those zeroes and ones sent to a satellite in space, have that satellite locate a friend of mine, make their little device signal them, they pick it up and my zeroes and ones are changed back into my voice and I communicate with them. Mind boggling.

To show someone you really care about them intimately you place your tongue against their tongue and move it around. How did this come to be?

People that truly decide to get into your home and take your property rarely walk around the neighborhood and check to see if front doors are unlocked. Yet when we leave our residence we lock the door. Even if a burglar did decide to randomly check to see if doors were left unlocked and then steal from those houses, then why do we have a separate deadbolt lock above the handle lock? Meanwhile we have slim little pieces of glass all around our home that can easily be broken. Hard to understand the reasoning on this one.

People with a little dent in their cheek that becomes visible only when they smile are more attractive than people that have a permanent dent in their chin. Why is this?

Hair says so much about a person. How they wear it, if they have it, what color they make it, how they decorate their face with it, if they have it in places they aren't supposed to have it. Perplexing.

There are trillions and trillions of living things that are their own entity, their own living life form, that make you who you are. Hard concept to grasp.

The sun is a star. To reach the next closest star it would take over four years traveling at 186,000 miles every second. That's the closest one. There are between 100 billion and 300 billion stars, maybe more, in our own galaxy. We estimate there are over 100 billion galaxies in the universe. Does that even make sense?


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